"Sheep go to Heaven,
...Goats go to Hell." though not meant literally, fitting song lyrics of the group Cake. Capricious by nature (Caprine is Latin for goat), goats are a PAIN to deal with. They will climb on whatever they can (here our terrified quail's house), eat the few thing you wish they wouldn't (the dogwood tree and roses across the fence), and given the slightest opportunity, they are geniuses at escaping (and then eating things you REALLY wish they wouldn't). 'Charming' and 'full of personality ' are how those who like goats describe them -oh sure, they're cute- but they are SUCH a pain to deal with.